“Everyone’s always asking me when Apple will come out with a cell phone. My answer is, ‘Probably never.'”—David Pogue, The New York Times, 2006Image: Wikimedia Commons/Linux insidev2
- In my Scientific American column this month, I pondered why it’s so hard to predict the future of technology. It sometimes seems as though it’s not even worth the effort; inevitably you wind up looking like an idiot.
Especially if the gist of your prediction is that something won’t happen or isn’t possible. You wind up with enough egg on your face to make an omelet.
If you’re not convinced, have a look at these whoppers: some of the biggest muffed tech predictions of all time, and spoken by people you’d expect would know better.
* “I predict the Internet will soon go spectacularly supernova and in 1996 catastrophically collapse.”—Robert Metcalfe, founder of 3Com and inventor of Ethernet, writing in a 1995 InfoWorldcolumn
Metcalfe is well aware how silly his prediction came to look. He ate his words—literally. In 1999, addressing the Sixth International WWW Conference, Metcalfe put a copy of his infamous column into a blender, pureed it, and drank it.
* “There is practically no chance communications space satellites will be used to provide better telephone, telegraph, television or radio service inside the United States.”—T.A.M. Craven, Federal Communications Commission commissioner (1961)
Needless to say, Mr. Craven is no longer the commissioner of the FCC.
* “I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.”—Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
Of course, Watson was referring to room-size mega-machines filled with vacuum tubes. But still.
* “The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys.”—Sir William Preece, chief engineer, British Post Office, 1876
How’re the messenger boys working out for you, England?
* “This ‘telephone’ has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication.”—Western Union internal memo, 1876.
Oops! Western Union sent its last telegram in 2006.
* “Television won’t be able to hold on to any market it captures after the first six months. People will soon get tired of staring at a plywood box every night.”—Darryl Zanuck, 20th Century Fox, 1946
He was right. We’ve moved on to aluminum and plastic.
* “Everyone’s always asking me when Apple will come out with a cell phone. My answer is, ‘Probably never.'”—David Pogue, The New York Times, 2006
Yeah, Okay. I’ll admit it. My prediction was wrong—but my thinking was right. I knew that Steve Jobs would never tolerate the micromanagement that the carriers (Verizon, AT&T and so on) then exercised on every aspect of every phone they carried. “I cannot imagine Apple giving veto power to anyone over its software design. It just ain’t gonna happen,” I wrote.
What I didn’t realize, of course, is that Jobs planned an end-run—a deal that Cingular ultimately accepted, which ran like this: “You let us design our phone without your input, and I’ll give you a five-year exclusive.” And the rest is history.
The Bill Gates Collection
Maybe the most quoted bad tech prediction of all time never really happened. It’s the famous 1981 Bill Gates quote: “640K ought to be enough for anybody.” Unfortunately, there’s no evidence that he ever actually said that (and he emphatically denies that he did).
That doesn’t let Mr. Gates off the hook, though—he’s made plenty of doozies.
* World Economic Forum, 2004: “Two years from now, spam will be solved.”
Today, spam accounts for over 90 percent of all e-mail sent.